shadowsoldier247 (me): Good god, I didn't think I'd do another one of these...

Tails: Yeah, but people love it.

shadowsoldier247 (me): Who gave you permission to talk?

Tails: Your mother.

shadowsoldier247 (me): ....YOU DIE NOW. *writes in a notepad labeled "Things to do to Tails in Random Hilarity 6"

Tails: ....*gulp*


*****Tails' Workshop (once again)*****


Shadz: Awesome, I finally got into another Random Hilarity story!

Tails: And you have pants this time. Thank goodness...

Shadz: Actually, I always had pants, I just wasn't wearing them.

Tails: Really? How come?

Halee (tan mountain lion): *from out of nowhere* Because your mother had them.

Tails: *tearing up* You know my mom is dead...

Halee: ...meh. *shrugs*

Tails: I hate you both! How'd you two get into this story, anyway? AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?

Shadz and Halee: ....we know the writer.

???: As do we.

Tails: Huh!? *turns around and sees the Chaotic Sage, Junior the hedgehog, Tutis the fox and Autumn the vixen standing behind him*

Junior (light blue/purple hedgehog): *evil smile* I told you we'd be back!

Tails: .....you know what? Screw this, I quit! *walks away*

shadowsoldier247 (me): Where do you think you're going?

Tails: (bleep) you, I'm outta here!

shadowsoldier247 (me): I don't think so. *writes down "Tails suddenly decides to stay and let the others pick on him"*

Tails: *stays* Damn it! *looks at Tutis* Oh, well. At least I have someone to boss around.

Tutis (red fox): Don't even think about it.

Tails: Yes, sir...

Autumn: SO, what are we doing here, anyway?

Chaotic Sage (green fox): I dunno. *turns to Halee* Any ideas, love?

Halee: *nomming on Tails' head* Om nom nom-what?

Tails: AHH! RABID MOUNTAIN LION! GET IT OFF! *runs around room screaming* SONIC, HELP!

Sonic: *appears from nowhere because he can do that* Hey, little buddy! I heard you cal for he- *sees Shadz and the others in the room* Oh god, no. Not YOU guys! You're on your own, Tails! *runs away*

Tails: SONIC, YOU SPINY SMURF REJECT! I HOPE EGGMAN SHOWS YOU HIS PINGAS!

Eggman: *also appears from nowhere* You mean....THIS pingas!? *rips off labcoat, revealing a pink speedo that's barely visible underneath his massive stomach* Get a load of THIS! *starts thrusting, shaking the very foundation of Tails' workshop*

Tails: IT BUUUURNS!!

Chaotic Sage: I'm nauseous...

Autumn: *holding onto Shadz' arm* I'm scared...

Tutis: I'm scarred for life!

Shadz: I wish I was blind.

Junior: I like men now!

Halee: *sarcastically* OH, BABY.

Eggman: My body, you know you all want it!

Shadz: Judging by the size, I'd say you have enough body for everyone.

*Halee, Junior, Tutis, Autumn, and Chaotic Sage burst into laughter*

Halee: Wait a minute.... *walks up to eggman with an eyebrow raised*

Eggman: ???

Halee: *cups Eggman's chest, then her own* Fffff....you win this round, fat boy. *walks away with her arms crossed*

Eggman: How dare you fondle the superior bosom of the great Dr. Eggman! Get a load of this! *does a handstand (amazingly defying gravity) and in the process, his speedo rips off, revealing more than was necessary*

Shadz: *chuckling* Hm. So that's what Eggman's "pingas" looks like.

*Before anyone else can comment, the floor beneath Dr. Eggman cracks and he falls through*

Tails: *strangely back for no reason* Not my floor!! That's where I walk! You'll pay for this, Eggman!

Shadz: Then go make him pay. *kicks Tails into the hole*

Tails: Aaahhh! *lands on Eggman and yells from down in the hole* EEEWW, I TOUCHED IT!!*

Junior: Well, that was...wrong.

Autumn: SO, what do we do now?

Shadz: I know what we're doing... *grabs Autumn, tilts her back and kisses her passionately*

Everyone else: Ooooh!

Shadz: ...begone with you! *teleports away with Autumn*

Metal Sonic: *appears from nowhere* I'M READY TO BE IN THE STORY.

Tutis: Uhh, you're too late. Story's over.

Metal Sonic: WHAT? SAYS WHO?

shadowsoldier247 (me): Says me. The WRITER. *thunder booms*

Metal Sonic: WHATEVER. YOU CAN ALL KISS MY TITANIUM DIPPED ASSPLATES. *flies away*

shadowsoldier247 (me): Well, I guess this story's over now. I'm outta here. *moonwalks off the set*

Halee: So...who gets to end it?

Junior: I will! "Don't miss the next exciting episode of Dragonba-" *gets punched by Halee* "See you all next time on Random Hilarity!"