shadowsoldier247 (me): Yeah, so I made another Random Hilarity story. What are you gonna do about it?

Tails: Nothing. Everyone wanted you to.

shadowsoldier247 (me): Don't backtalk me!

Tails: Who's backtalking? I think it's cool you're doing ano-

shadowsoldier247 (me): That's it! *kicks Tails in a certain area*

Tails: ....I'll be quiet... *falls over holding himself*


****At an amusment park...for...some reason****


Shadz (black fox): *deep narrator's voice* The Shadow Legion...the Shadow Legion consists of a group of warriors and strong-willed individuals, each with their own unique set of skills...

Junior (blue and purple hedgehog): *runs across the amusement park stark naked. Sadly, there's nothing to censor* Wheeee!

Shadz: *facepalms* ...and Junior.

Tyler (orange kitsune): I wonder where Tails and the others are. They're late.

Tutis (red fox): Well, Sonic said they were using Chaos Control, but they were bringing Dr. Eggman since he's now inexplicably good for this one episode only.

Halee (tan mountain lion): If they're bringing Eggman in a Chaos Control, they're gonna need more than one emerald. Even time and space have a weight limit.

Shadz: You still mad that Eggman has bigger boobs than you?

Halee: Those aren't boobs! They're hairy blobs of LIIIIIEES! ....with nipples.

Junior: *suddenly wearing clothes* Did someone say nipples? *goofy face*

Victoria (brownish-orange fox): Isn't anyone gonna talk about my nipples?

Everyone: NO!

Victoria: Fine, then... *looks at chest* Don't worry, I still love you guys.

*Tails, Sonic, Shadow, Amy and Dr. Eggman suddenly appear from Chaos Control*

Tails: We're here! *smiling*

Shadz: And we should care...why?

Tails: Why are you always mean to me in these stories?

Shadz: Because it's funny.

Tutis: He has a point.

Sonic: So, what are we doing today?

Amy: *rips off clothes* How about ME!?

Sonic: Actually Amy....I think I'm gonna hang with Shadow today! Right, Shadow?

Shadow: *angsty face* I hate you all and I hope you all die. *walks over to a tree, breaks off one of his quills and starts cutting himself*

Eggman: Just great! My grandfather created the Ultimate Emo!

Sonic: Yep. Your grandpa sucks.

Eggman: You take that back, hedgeh-wait, you're right. Come to think of it, before he died, he did start consuming his own feces and tried to violate himself with a rusty spoon. IGNORE MEEEE!

Shadz: Since no one is looking at Amy's horrifyingly naked body, why don't we go on some of the rides?

Everyone: Yeah! *everyone runs into the amusement park, save Eggman, who has to waddle, and Shadow, who is now laying dead under a tree from blood loss*


****Inside the park****


Shadz: Everyone stay together in a group. Except for Eggman, he's half the park's population alone.

Eggman: Damn you and your immense hatred of my girth! I'm going to the weight guessing booth. Bastards... *walks over to the weight guessing booth*

Guy in booth: *Sees Eggman approaching* There is no God...*shoots himself in the head*

Eggmaan: Oh, well...on to the Ferris wheel! *waddles over to Ferris wheel. a minute later, screaming and ambulance sirens can be heard*

Eggman: That ride was not worthy of the ass of the great Dr. Eggman!

Shadz: No, that ride wasn't deserving of that kind of punishment form the ass of Dr. Eggman.

Sonic: I've seen some scary things, but imagining Eggman's butt on your face is a fate worse that Amy.

Amy: *still naked* What does THAT mean?

Tails: It means Sonic's gay!

Sonic: Hey! You were staring at MY...

Halee: Alright, closet-cases, we don't wanna hear about that.

Shadz: Well, thanks to Eggman's "Weapon of Ass Destruction", There's only two rides left to go on.

Victoria: And what would those be? *still looking at chest*

Tyler: Looks like....the Tunnel of Love, and...

Tutis: And the teacups!

Amy: Did someone say "D cups"!? *shoves Sonic's face in her boobs*

Sonic: ...*dies*

Junior: *jumps in water from the Tunnel of Love and swims through the tunnel*

Eggman: Eggy calls Tunnel of Love! *grabs Tails and jumps in a swan shaped boat*

Tails: NO! I like being a virgin!

Shadz: So long, Tails.

Halee: OH BABY. Eggy's gettin' some tonight.

Amy: I call Tunnel of Love, too! *drags Sonic's corpse into the other boat and drifts through the tunnel doing VERY naughty things to him*

Tutis: Tyler, what is Amy doing to Sonic?

Tyler: They're just wrestling, Tutis. Just...wrestling.

Tutis: Ohh...then why is Amy jumping up and down on hi-

Tyler: *covers Tutis' eyes* You've seen enough. But I haven't... *drools*


****A few minutes later****


*Eggman and Tails' boat emerges from the other side and Eggman is naked with Tails sitting next to him rocking back and forth*

Eggman: That wasn't so bad.

Tails: *in fetal position*  IwannagohomeIwannagohomeIwannagohomeIwannagohomeIwannagohome

Shadz: Well, I guess that ends another episode of Random Hilarity. Come back for the next one! ...if there IS another... *everyone stares at writer*

shadowsoldier247 (me): Hey, fuck you. I write what I want. Like this... *everyone is now tied to chairs with their eyelids taped open and are being forced to watch Dr. Eggman Rickroll them in a pink speedo* Never question....THE WRITER!